i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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