yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
