The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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