Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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