Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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