You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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