the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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