Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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