is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize