dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
