im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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