Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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