I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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