Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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