D3 body, D1 cock
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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