is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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