i just google imaged poop.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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