his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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