its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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