just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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