problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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