I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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