Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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