the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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