Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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