Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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