Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
no you cant smoke seaweed
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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