The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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