Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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