WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Nicole vs. Life
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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