Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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