He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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