Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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