Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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