She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Someone came in the potted fern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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