2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize