Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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