i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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