all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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