I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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