Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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