I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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