Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I had to cum in my sink.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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