Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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