But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
did you just send me my own nude
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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