D3 body, D1 cock
Me too!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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