so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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