some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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