i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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