i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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