His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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