Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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