Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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