I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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